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A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.
Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
A girl who steals your clock while tricking and teasing your cock, with no intention to sleep with you.
Brittany is a real clock throbber. She's wasting you're time, turning you on and making you think you might have a chance to sleep with her.
the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit
i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next
When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty
Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it
Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.