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Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.
Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat
A really bad person that everyone hates. He should be killed and doesn't deserve life.
Aiden za frog should die.
National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE
Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT
An association founded in April 1703 to provide frogs with suitable princesses, and vice versa. Operators of the Frog-Princess Mobile.
Hey, Isabelle — have the Frog-Princess Association sent you this month's recommendations yet?
The popular tiktok phenomenon; a build a bear skin that is designed to personal liking, most commonly the green frog in overalls. Comes in multiple varieties of color and is popular around teens.
Amy: Hey Martha, have you heard about the build a bear frog?
Martha: Heck yeah Amy! I so totally want one.
Amy: Lets get one this weekend!
Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."