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Paige Henley, a person with great taste other wise known as a sexy goddess
“Wow who’s phil fodens wife, the lucky lady”
I heard it’s a Paige or a sexy goddess
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The women who is married to a literal god.
Danny devito's wife called upon Danny devito's holy power to destroy her enemys in seconds.
an exclaimation of frustration or horror.
She just shit on my dick?! FUCK MY WIFE!
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Lubna, Frank Ocean's wife, the biggest frank ocean fan in the entire world loves him with all of her heart.
"ayo, is that frank ocean's wife?!!
fosho, they holding hands rn"
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a single plot twist in a game or movie that is so stupid its funny. often it completely ruins the story. this term was derived from the game bionic commando in wich the main character finds out his wifes mind is in his bionic arm
remember bionic commandos plot twist? that was a real wife in arm moment.
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A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
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To physically assault and abuse your wife on a regular basis as a result of your addiction to steriods that causes you to have small nuts; It is preferred if you break other things in the process
He Latshawed his wife right through the front door and then beat her more for breaking the door on her way out.
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