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What you tell young boys when you’re kissing them on the lips but but it’s just a cultural difference, nothing to see here.
Come here little boy and suck my tongue while kissing me, there’s nothing wrong it’s just a cultural difference
all tongue and no taste is when someone either rich or has a lot of stuff but still buys ugly or naff stuff. similar to “money can’t buy taste”
i said it the other day when i couldn’t think of the phrase but i think it works
person 1: omg did you see jessica’s new designer bag?
person 2: it’s so fugly, who’d even pay that much for that shit?
person 1: fr, all tongue and no taste. if i were rich i’d buy decent stuff at least
The man that lays his entire tongue over the top of a beer can
Mr Hung Tongue, AKA - "Frank The Hammer" slap wore my pussy out last night with his hung tongue!!!
Get a load of Mr. Hung Tongue there, it's stretched all over the top of that beer can...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh , Mr. Hung Tongue , you spread me wide !!!
When you eat a Sour Skittles and you happen to be Mexican so your tongue starts burning. Especially of the Grape kind.
"Wow! I have some Mexican Tongue Syndrome because I ate some grape sour skittles."
"I'm a Mexican so I can't eat that Sour skittle. It's just Mexican tongue Syndrome.
A response to something you don't want to hear.
Andy: But you hate me. :
Cait: Bite your tongue! I do not.
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A hangover the morning after drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day.
"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!
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the act performed by Jess and Joyce after a long night of Long Island Iced teas.
Hey Joyce! May I tongue punch your dirtstar? mmm mmm good!
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