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A girl whose face is so disgusting it looks like someone poured gasoline on it, lit a fire, and then put it out with a shovel.
God damn that girl is fuckin ugly, shovel trolls like her make me wish I'd stayed in the womb.
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A particularly annoying ogre like individual. Usually of short yet surprisingly Michelin-man like build. Their middle is almost always quite a bit larger than their other bodily sections. They usually go into strange trances while digesting a meal they're eated in almost two bites and they often embarrass the hell out of you if you take them anywhere.
Most hill-trolls do not like being referred to as such because they have come from the hills in hiding. Their people migrated long ago after exhausting the mountain goat population with their insatiable hunger. They've grown quite accustomed to eating pop-tarts and drinking exsessive amounts of alcohol. Often they become preoccupied with individuals that befriend them early in life and behave almost like stalkers.
Hill-trolls are extremely dangerous later in life and should be approached with caution, unless slabs of meat or large quantities of pop-tarts, wine coolers, or beer are at hand. The have an almost moth like attraction to gay men and when procreation occurs outside of captivity they produce adorable yet also dangerous 'puggle' like offspring.
<Boy> That bitch is a hill-troll. Look at her, she just ate a whole box of macaroni...
<Girl> Quiet, she'll hear you, you remember what happened last time you pissed her off. You pissed blood for a week!
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Instead of saying take a chill pill, say take a troll pill, generally used against annoying ass trolls on the internet
You: I dont like you
Troll: You mad bro?
You: Dude, take a troll pill and calm down
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Activity of targeting and seducing a meal ticket by offering sex to the unsuspecting horny toad eligible human male.
Miss SusieQ went trolling for cock and bagged a senior corporate executive 10 years her senior at the local fitness gym.
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A female in her late 30's to early 40's that has smoked since she was a teenager. Characteristics will very, but will likely include wrinkles, dull or gray hair, sunken in eyes, and pointy ears.
All off those death wands have turned her into a smoker troll.
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when you don't clip your toenails for 8 weeks, and then cram your foot up your partner's ass.
I was in a kinky mood, so I gave her a troll's foot.
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May also be written as one word, "Hatertroll".
When this expression is broken down by its compound root-words,
Troll meaning an individual or bitch who:
"posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument"
(Source: UrbanDictionary's definition of "troll").
& Hater meaning an individual or bitch who:
radiates negative feelings, emotions, and energy towards those who have found a person/place/thing that stimulates positive feelings, emotions, and energy,
it can be deduced that a "Hater Troll", in simplest terms, is a guiltless, shit talking, drama starting, rumor spreading, instigator of the worst and lowest breed.
That bitch spreads so much shit behind closed doors, she'll never stick to her guns when confronted. She's totes a hater troll.
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