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twisted day

national be nice to twisted day on the 6th oct

god twisted day to u sir

by ejehhzhsjbe October 5, 2022


So twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.

Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."

by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 14, 2019


twisted milkshake

The act of cumming in someones canalis analis before unloading a fat ass fart

I gave this bitch a twisted milkshake

by mafakka123 April 5, 2022


A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023


Falbonian Twist

Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.

I thought I knew where this sketch was heading but that was before the classic Falbonian twist.

by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024


Twist a Bowl

When a girl tells a guy she inconspicuously likes having threesomes with men.

Susan really wanted to twist a bowl after the sun went down.

by Hehe 69 November 18, 2019


Peach twist

Licking his ass while reaching around and jerking him off

It’d be great day for a peach twist!

by Family guy hank December 24, 2023