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Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019


Temu Twitter

Truth Social.

Mango Mussolini posts on his Temu Twitter now.

by Mercy Mercy Mild February 14, 2024


The Twitter Effect

The Twitter Effect is an effect of spending time on the named app. Symptoms often include getting upset over mundane topics, or attempting to accuse someone of being ableist. It is highly infectious.

The Twitter Effect:
"the fact that there are people in COLLEGE still spelling definitely as defiantly. Like what do you even do about that"
"So you're ableist now?"
"Sure whatever"

by Kibella May 6, 2023


twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life

CR people are real twitter gods

by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013


Irish twitter

Subset of Twitter users from Ireland, generally from middle-class Dublin background, who consider themselves elite on the site due to overlapping interests/discussion topics. 'Irish twitter' people are most likely to assemble in person at The Workman's Club.

"He's an abuser??? OMG, like he's SUCH a big name on Irish Twitter"

by luwd December 27, 2019


Twitter twiker

A "twitter twiker" or "twiker" is somebody who repeatedly doesn't follow people back on Twitter when somebody follows them. Very common on Twitter today

That guys on Twitter has so many more followers than people he's following. He must be a real Twitter twiker!

by acchill May 27, 2015


Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.

"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."

by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021