An app where you can pay people to drive you where-ever you like for an other worldly cost
person 1: "uber for (name)?"
person 2: "yeah, that's me" *gets in*
1. an app for people too rich for muni
2. sufficiently better than lyft
U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber
A word typically used by the elder emos to over exaggerate a statement.
The same thing as 1337. There are two types of people. Ubers and 1337.
When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.
Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.
When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
That last trip to the airport brought on the worst case of Uber angst I've ever had.
Also known in Belgium as "klein ambetant ventje" wich means small annoying boy.
Belgium probably has the most annoying Jimmy of all...
You just hope you'll never meet him.
He is like the uber Jimmy.
Man that Jimmy was so annoying today.
Yeah... you probably met the Belgian Uber Jimmy