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The University of Florida is next to heaven in the amount of win it has.
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aka DeVry Medical School. place you go to when your mcat is so low that no med school will take you.
dominica - home of the highest crime rate :)
- hey man i got into Med school!
-- oh yeah which one?
- Ross university!
-- you mean DeVry haha good luck getting a residency!
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A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent. However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist douchebags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist douchebags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of M cohorts. Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter, the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of M are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of M can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better. If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in the quest of removing their head from their rectum.
"Hey Jimmy, what's that?"
"This? Oh, it's just my acceptance letter to the University of Michigan, Johnny."
"Wow, now everyone I know has one of those."
"Yeah, they offered me a four-year academic and athletic scholarship."
"So are you gonna go there?"
"No I think I'd rather scrape my eyeballs out with a plastic spork. And besides, I'll never get into a good career because no one will want to fucking deal with me. But what should I do with the letter?"
"I used mine to wipe my ass."
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An ultra-liberal post-secondary institution (though it should be called a high school) located north of Toronto. Below are some important characteristics of this shithole:
1. Large numbers of Jewish professors and students, which explains York's strong left-wing views.
2. Close proximity to Jane & Finch, an area of Toronto notoriously known for high crime rates, street gangs, and drug dealers. This explains the countless thefts and sexual assualts that have taken place on campus. Campus security doesn't give a shit.
3. Greedy TAs (08-09 strike)
4. Rich, cocky, and pretentious students who spend more time on their iPhones than their studies.
York university is the dumping ground of high school dropouts and dumbfucks who can't get into other universities.
There is a well-known saying regarding York university: If you can hold a fork, you can go to York.
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Ranked by Maclean's Magazine as the #1 University in Canada. Major Faculty is Engineering. Located in the City of Waterloo, Ontario.
University of Waterloo just up the Street from Wilfrid Laurier High School
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The show that forces nerds to cry for days while everyone's be judges. People like me often quote it which makes fans look even worse. Great show that sends great messages.
Many say the fan base is straight up horrible but that's because the bad part of the fan base is the only part on the internet, believe in Steven.
Steven Universe is MY LIFE!!!!!
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You could do worse, and apparently, "Ivy Man" did.
Brown University: Smart, liberal, and proud.
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