ur aunt bisexual

The only insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined, it is so powerful that all no u bounces off of it, and nothing can block it.

Ben: ur mom gay
John: Don't make me do it.
Ben: Bet you won't, pussy.
John: ur aunt bisexual

*The insult hits Ben so hard it sends him to a parallel universe*

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Ur niece obese

The worst insult in human history and beyond. It makes; ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and even ur grandpap a trap look like churches.

1: Ur mum gay
2; Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur niece obese
*Explosions* The earth is destroyed and poor number 2 is suffering beyond comprehension

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases

Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”

ur daddy a fatty

Even stronger than ur dad lesbian and etc. but still weaker than no u and reverse card.

Example:

Howard: Hey faggot
Carl: Yo what you call me you lil' bitch?
Howard: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur daddy a fatty
Howard: *dies*

Ur species diabetes

All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up

ur species homo

The chemical warfare equivalent of an insult. Very effective but kills both sides.

Billy: ur mom gay
Joel: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur species homo
Joel: *suffocates*
Billy: *heart failure*

ur mom <3

ur mom is hot

"omg ur mom <3 so hot she's a milf"