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Vagina Brine

The sweet, sweet nectar milked from a plump vagina. The characteristically salty dew is often milked from a tasty looking snoot snout into a gravy boat.

Typically, at this point you would bathe your tasty, tasty meat chunks in the brine in order to maximise the vulva sensation and whiten teeth.

Not to be confused with pickled coupons.

Noun:
"I can't believe Maurice Miller said my Vagina Brine was bitter and bland, he knows for a fact that my juice is the spiciest and most succulent in all the fire station!"

"The man with Vagina Brine in his moustache has some very nice trousers, I wonder if he'd trade them for my pointy axe that is brown?" Asked Jenny Cuntingham.

My penis feels very soft after soaking in your Vagina Brine.

by Gary Berghoff! November 14, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy vaginas

this is when ladies are finished going through ppuberty and they have a bti to much hair down there and beleive me it turns guys on if you have more hair you will have more guys !!

when you see hairy vaginas you will look down to see a hole forest of bushes and a fuzzy caterpillar

by big bushy September 24, 2006

133๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vagina Rhino

A sex move where you have your girlfriend stand across the room naked facing you and you rush at her with a full fledged boner and try to "hit the spot" you may or may not try to impersonate an actual rhino by making rhino noises.

Brendizzle:dude what did you do yesterday?

J-Money:man your not going to belive it... I Vagina Rhinoed my girl

Brendizzle: dude your the man

J-Money: yeah I know

by Sheki-Joe (J-Money) September 12, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch April 21, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Vagina

What a douchebag is licking when he sticks his tongue out in a picture. Often seen in Cancun in 1995.

"Dude, check out Gene Simmons lickin' that air vagina."
"Nah dude, he's not, air vagina wasn't invented yet back then!"

by weinercake August 8, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vagina Smack

A swift backhand directly to the vagina.

Yo man, last night I was walking down the hallways at school and I vagina smacked some broad!

by Big Lou Watcha Gonna do March 31, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


vagina cringe

The feeling you get when you think about something entering your vagina unwanted. It makes you feel like your vagina is closing in on itself, stopping anything from entering it.

Megan- "imagine having sex with that fat burger boy over there"

Eleanor- "the gave me a serious vagina cringe"

by Theeltweed March 12, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž