sum girl: But I don't wanna be your minecraft girlfriend!
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
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Dylan Commerford, someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon
Dylan, a.k.a a simp, has tuff luck getting that wet kitty
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A simp is a male who defends women and prioritizes them over the boys. An example would be the naturally occurring species Keen Hickeyus.
βYo, can you come over and play Battlefront 2 with the homies tonight?β
βNah, Iβm simping for some random girl at school.β
βHA! Youβre a SIMP!β
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A simple, sensitive man just looking for love. One who always apologizes and is the sweetest, most caring boy. Gets his feelings hurt very easily but is very aware of how he impacts other people. I love my simp.
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A "nice guy" who is way too friendly with women in desperation trying to get a girlfriend and will get pissed when they get pointed out.
George is such a simp, he just got pissed at my girl.
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