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Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 5, 2006


Wind-down

The period in which a warning siren's pitch lowers as the motor is no longer energized.

The siren is currently winding down.
The siren's wind-down took a while.

by Trainguy15 April 2, 2024


rim wind

When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.

“This girl was licking the oldark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”

by mhurd57 August 30, 2020


(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022


winding much

it is when it is very very much wind the word is usually used by Elias peter anderberg grahn

hey åke its winding much today

by Luckykingen April 22, 2022


Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021


wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind

Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”

by Michael Jordan the Star April 7, 2023