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Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby

Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset

by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024


Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal

Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out

by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019


big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

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Chanel baby

A half-white kids, usually become a cashcow for the sake of being white.

They destined to suffer than their peers as they will be one of the sandwich generation and have a dictated live as a result of overparenting

If you want to make kids as your Chanel baby, so you don't bother to prepare yourself (instead you treat your kids as your insurance, ATM, wallet, investment, and retirement plan), you better sterilize yourself and never think to have kids or adopting kids. You are such a toxic and racist parents

But if you have a chanel baby, remind this: Let children be a children, Let kids be a kids. Don't be a non-white Soccer Mom

by Sir. B January 19, 2021


folsom baby

The result of a conjugal visit.

How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?

Girl! This is a folsom baby.

by SmugOrchid January 20, 2016


Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018


Tube Baby

A baby that has been born through a mans penis

Yeah my daughter ended up being a tube baby

by Thicc mama August 31, 2016