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The shlong of a man of Nigeria
Yo, how was it last night Sarah?
It was great, his nigerian cock made me cum 5 times!
Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.
Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck
When your having sex and the female starts to quief the male will pull out stand up white a small lean to the right winks at you and quiefs back at you
Dude- did you just quief?
Female- yes
Dude- I can do that as well (He then cock quiefs)
When you have sex with a rich girl who is engaged to another man.
I got my cock in that rock. She was engaged with a fat ring on her finger. But I still busted a nut inside her.
When somebodies dick is an odd shape.
i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse
"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"
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a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.
Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.
Jordan Pugh