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In lieu of calling a woman a slut, she is called the United Nations or UN because at one time or another most nations have spent time in that chamber.
Jenny has really had sex with a lot of guys. She’s the United Nations!!
THE DAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON EVER
Eg. It's national Grace Leigh day, I love her!!!
This is to celebrate your favourite person
Let your friends know how much you love and appreciate them
Its National Friends Appreciation Day
Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.
Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily
How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.
Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!