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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.

Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?

by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022


hippo baby

Someone who is either constipated or angry

Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby

by Dumb DJ November 20, 2015


Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 6, 2011


child baby

ridiculously dumb person;mental retard

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'

by bryiloo lawrence February 2, 2009


Sugar Baby

A state where people are really weird with you, or all up in your DMs. The reason this fate has fallen upon you is because you decided to play volleyball while being female.

Why the f does that dude keep calling me a Sugar Baby?!

by GrumpyHalfGinger February 4, 2022


Sugar baby

Sugar baby

I need me a sugar baby

by Laert ekrub March 1, 2022


Sugar Baby

Usually a woman under the age of 25 whom prays on older and/or on weak men to lure them to pay for her financial situations. Its become more mainstream in the 21st century to see the rise of sugar baby's and its only going to get worse.

Alejandra: Hey, I know you dont work , but I always see you shopping at the mall. Where do you get all the funds to pay that?

Jackie: Oh, I have a married sugar daddy that spoils me once a week. He deposits $1000 to my account via paypal, zelle and/or venmo. I'm his sugar baby! I hope to keep him around for a long time.

by ComptonX4 March 23, 2023