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splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022


Baby trapped

No, I was getting to it.

Hym "Baby trapped by a MASCULINE woman! A LITERAL female body builder! That's called BEING A FAGGOT! FAGGOOOOOOT! FAGGOT AND A FRAUD! Call it the Faggot and Fraud podcast from now on. Official campion of the redpill space: Hym Iam with his submissions of BOTH 'Critical Fat-Cock Theory' AND 'Andrew Tate the Imaginary Frankenstein!' Thank you very much everybody! I accept this award with pride and I just want all of you to know that I wouldn't be better than all of you if you all weren't fucking retarded. Thanks everybody! Let's have a round of applause"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

by Hym Iam April 07, 2024


Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020


baby carter

a nickname for discord mod carter

"hey haku"
"oh hey baby carter"

by hakuuuu June 17, 2023


Boomer-baby

The second most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of Generation X, who grew up with the hardship of the tolerating baby boomers, didn’t have iPhones and spoiled their Boomer-baby children with phones, computers and consumer trash society told them they needed. A generation characterised by crushing anxiety and new mental illnesses, invented as they never had any realistic fear so they fabricated them. Boomer-babies had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR parents and older cousins) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for being born and how they perceive they have changed society with their work in civil, religious, gender and animal rights. An achievement that was really built on the shoulders of all the generations before them. They inherited a liberal, socially free and peaceful world, which they destroyed with their triggered outrage and safe spaces.

They can be characterised by an expectation of being given everything without any work and demanding immediate gratification in all aspects of their socially anxious lives.

Erin: “Did you see Steve got that promotion at work? Fuckin old boys club eh?!”

Don: “Hasn’t Steve been working 100 hour weeks and just completed his PhD in that?”

Erin: “Yeah but Fuck Steve. I want a promotion!!”

Don: “Also shouldn’t you be at work?”

Erin: “Stop attacking me! My Chakra isn’t aligned this week. It’s a condition!!”

Don: “You’re such a Boomer-baby!!”

by Jonathan Roundtree February 18, 2020


Boomer baby

Boomer baby, as opposed to baby boomer, is a bottle-feeding Gen Z child born in a day and age where 'only 90's kids would remember' memes are trending.

The boomer baby can be spotted wearing a soaked diaper in a room full of World War veterans, trying desperately hard to fit in.

Hey Chad, check out the air pods on that boomer baby

by Manxx D May 29, 2020


toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl

He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.

by dkjmt October 06, 2009