do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

chaos;head

When you go down on him and then go hbhugufndiskdjskxodnsisndje like Richard Nixon in futurama

I'm gonna give you my patented 'chaos;head'

head lighting

Driving to a known regular car sex location and high beaming the cars to catch people out on their dirty deads.

Brad: 'yo man, wanna go head lighting?'

Connor: 'yeah dude, let's go catch some dirties!'

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cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.

Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.

Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

joke head

Someone addicted to make others smile.

Sorry if I’m annoying with my banter, I’m a Joke Head.

T-Rex head

Someone who resolves most confrontation through biting

Oh god the horror, Grace just hit that kids face off when he called her a smellbag. What a T-Rex head.