Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
A Purple Dildo consisting of three dildos merged as one: A Three Headed Dildo.
Did you hear? Devin got nailed by a Three Headed Nobbler!
When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.
It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"
Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam
Look at her! She's a right mam head!
The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.
Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.