On every May 21st give someone named Owen in your life a bag of big turks.
Did you get Owen their big Turks turks yet? It’s national give an Owen big Turks day!
You beat up Teruteru today on the eleventh of november
“Hey Tenko what day is it?l
“It’s National beat up Teruteru day obviously!!”
National chicken sandwich day is when you make yourself a chicken sandwich or order it from any place that has chicken sandwiches to celebrate the day august 14th
oh man..! it’s national chicken sandwich day! Let me order a chicken sandwich off of chick fil a
It’s when you fucking destroy your sister cause she’s a little prick.
“Ima fucking upper cut the shit outta you Stephanie”
“Why?”
“Cause it’s National uppercut your sister day”
Everyone Named Elijah Gets 50 bucks on November 5th
You gotta do it if you read this no take backs so give Elijah 50 bucks on National Elijah Day
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Every year the 1st of October comes around you hang out with ur besti/bff
Today is National hang out with ur besti/bff day can’t wait to go sing with lady gaga
Today is a day where you can create art and sell it, present it, worship it or hang it up on a wall. Today is a day to just stop and appreciate art.
Hannah: Hey, it's national art day!
Friend: Oh really?
Hannah: Wanna paint together?
Friend: I thought you'd never ask!