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When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.
Bad owners and their free range dogs.
The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.
After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.
Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.
I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.
Being deep throated and having your balls licked by the same person at the same time.
He/she is playing with balls with a bone in her mouth.
Guy: my girl has a gag reflex, no lucky dog for me.
Friend: that’s my sister you asshole!
What you get for working hard at summer camp.
Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.
When Charlie savage inhales a bottle of whicky on a Friday and spits statutory rape game on Jessica. Then wakes up to become the infamous hung dog millionaire
Harry :Charlie why you so hung, just firm it pussy
Charlie: shut up you smelly saliva eating squatch
Harry : your a hung dog millionaire firm it
The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.
Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.