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When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.
When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job
I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night
When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.
When you're drinking a beverage, and taking a piss, at the same time. So named after a technique to rapidly turn-around helicopters, refueling while the engine is still running, here you're "refueling" while "burning gas".
"Hold on man, I'm going to take a piss"
"Want me to hold your beer?"
"Nah, I'll just hot refuel"
"I went to go take a piss, and wanted a beer. Welp, guess I'm hot refueling this time"
when a girl cums and squirts at the same time
last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks
When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.
The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .
The muscular knot incurred during strenuous sex that requires the lover to stop and take a walk around the room.
John was hitting that ass hard until he pulled out due to a hot knot.