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the pull is the act of thinking about someone so much they think about you too. to the point where you pull them.
guy1: oh i think it’s time to use the pull
guy2:yeah then she has to like you
To stop a bull session abruptly and prosecute a thoughtcrime in an obnoxiously aggressive way, as was done by the character Joe Pesci played in the movie Casino.
(a bunch of people laughing and joking about something all tongue-in-cheek)
Aiden: (music stops) Whoa! Whoa! Steve, what the hell?
Steve: What?
Aiden: What the fuck you mean by that? You think it's FUNNY that Oscar Pistorius is missing his legs? You some kind of ableist hatemonger?
Steve: Huh? Dude, he killed his girlfriend, and we're all just kidding around, man. Cool it.
Aiden: Maybe we should cut YOUR legs off! Then we'll see how funny it is. You know what? You disgust me, you hateful piece of shit. You should kill yourself.
(everyone quietly gets their keys and goes home, leaving Aiden alone with his girlfriend Ella.)
Ella: Jesus Christ, Aiden. Why the hell do you always have to pull a Pesci every time I take you anywhere?
Aiden: I was bullied in high school.
Getting caught deep in the friend zone and miraculously managing to make it out.
I swear she friendzoned him not they’re together. He’s just after Pulling a Riley OMara.
Getting put deep into the friend zone only to pull your way back up with all odds stacked against a you.
Swear she friendzoned him and now they’re together. He’s just after pulling a Riley OMara
The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.
Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.
A sex move. The act of pulling your head back and slamming your mouth down on a penis. The head movement acts as a charge followed by fellatio falcon punch. Makes the man spread his seed instantly and horrifically. Caution is advised. If done improperly you can break the mans penis or impale your eye.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you got the pull-back ‘n’ slam from Karen last night.
Friend 2: YEAH MAN, I’ve never came so hard.
Friend 2: Fuck yea.
*powerfull high five with awkward boners*