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Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.
It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!
The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?
When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"
Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"
Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"
Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"
Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"
Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"
Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"
Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"
Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"
Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
Germans head - Cunt.
Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
-Definition: Beyond Stubborn
-A stubborn head of shat.
-So stubborn that it makes you want to bash your head against a brick wall.
-The poop emoji.
-So stubborn that it makes them a shitty shit head.
-Someone that won’t budge on a topic despite knowing they may be wrong.
-Someone that is in the wrong and doesn’t want to own up to that in fear.
-Someone that chooses to be a stubborn shit head cause it’s easier than being wrong.
Wow, he sure is a stubborn shit head!
Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.