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A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.
That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!
Taylor wanted a girl but Keith was being cock blocker and Taylor didn't get the girl
*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!
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When something is overhyped and ends up being way less cool than it was originally planned out to be
that movie was DooDoo Cock
when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.
Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
I would use my little finger, but I like using cock' s more than a true fag ever could; say' s the cock dyke!