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Those dreams you have when there’s a hot guy who likes you and they are great. You hate waking up from them because you want it to last forever and you want it to actually happen
I love hot guy dreams cause there’s hot guys in them.
The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.
“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”
Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.
Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"
When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet