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National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 21, 2021


National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.

Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.

by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019


National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019


NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY

Send a twerking video(s) to your bf and make em happy on April 18
“Time to send a twerk vid to ya nikka
time to bless ‘em

NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY THANKZ FOR DA VID!!

by Baby b4 April 19, 2024


National Eat Food Day

February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.

Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.

by Dalena09 February 7, 2020


National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020


National Struggle Day

National Struggle Day is a day that lies on June 4th representing struggle accounts on Twitter

June 4th is National Struggle Day

by GraceyXx June 4, 2021