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When an employee is taking a woman's order, and a man appears at the window.
Order taker- "That woman was very nice!"
Cashier- "that was definitely a guy at the window.."
Order taker- "He must have gotten the McDonald's sex change on his way to the window!"
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Someone that should be able to be legally purchased
i want to buy a Nigerian sex slave
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S A N T A Sex is Christmas sex! usually after a Christmas party night!
Kimberley did you have SANTA sex after Laurens Christmas jumper party?
Hell yeah! Me and niamh both did we told them S A N T A sex!
Sex
At mine
Now then
Tomorrow
Away on to fuck!!
Santa sex 🎅
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Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.
I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.
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The Only thing That will get a mighty titan to squeal like a little pig. Has been used in India.
Hey Zeus, I just had the most amazing Mega Uber Jolly Sex of all time. In India
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when your in an open relationship with someone recently you went out with and makes you sandwiches and has sex with you when ever you want them to.
he wanna just be friends? bitch fine! .... later hey wanna just make me sandwiches and do dirty things? you can be my like sex slave / sandwich maker!
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