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Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!
69, Sixty-nine, simultaneously eating pussy and sucking dicks, playing with the cat while eating a dog
Her: Lets fuck
Him: Exchange heads first...
Someone who actively uses an Apple Vision Pro headset in their home or in public.
You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.
Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"
John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.
To talk with someone that you admire for their skill, generally inquisitively or intimately; learn tricks from them, pester them with questions about their processes, find out what tools they use or, who they learned from.
Going so deep into their methods that you may as well be 'swapping heads' with them.
Person 1: "Ah man, I love your sketchbook. If you have the time, I'd love to swap heads with you for a bit."
Person 2: "Dude thanks, I really admire yours too - It'd be my pleasure."
A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head