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dogs

it’s toes

“ayo man you gotta let the dogs breathe”
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*

by June 4, 2022


Dog

Potato of Fluff

"Look it's a potato of fluff!" "A what?" "Oh, A DOG!"

by handleunavailable69 September 27, 2022


Dogs

Breasts, boobs, boobies, tetas

She pulled her dogs out tonight

Them dogs are massive

by Meow self June 23, 2022


Dog

I a very tasty treat, mostly eaten by Asians when they have no more food, they throw the dog in the oven to make ramen. Can be eaten any time of the day, breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Dog taste good

-Hello honeeeeey how worked to daayee, oh it was good did you make the dog, I so hungry
-HEY DID YOU COOK THE DOG, what dog, oh that dog I already ate it, WHAT!?

by ass at fish market March 18, 2022


Dog

What happened to "As soon as you start viewing peope as animals... You've lost..."? Remember that!? You shit libs don't even REMEMBER your own moral standards! Let alone stick to them!

Hym "Yeah, no, Emma clearly said I was hot around you. That statement was clearly downstream of that. He wants to bang you. That's what's going on there. And if I'm a Dog, what sort of vermin does that make you? A roach? Dung beetle?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024


Dog

Penis

Rubbin' his dog on my face he was so slow.

Suckin' his dog quickly and it starts to grow.

by July 15, 2022


dog

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 24, 2022