Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"

Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

looking you upside your head

Looking you upside your head means to look at you in a crazy manner due to something that's going on crazy around you due to your allowance.

That wench was looking you upside your head like she had a problem with you.

pure heads

A slang way to say "there's a lot of people here." often heard in north manchester

emily: wow! there's pure heads in here mate
ann: i know yeah

Pure Heads

A hard person(s)

Barman: You'll have to go lad, you're well bladdered.
Drunk: Don't be bang on lid, I know pure heads.
Barman: Well that changes everything, good day to you sir

heads on sight

Anytime. Anyplace i see you were gonna fight

When i see Kellyanne Conway it's heads on sight