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A Middle Ages man name Alain Chiasson
The burly man Alain chias son is one hell of a French Canadian sex symbol
While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.
MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"
TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."
SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.
Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.
DNF butt sex
What the fuck is that
DNF BUTT SEX 😡😡😡😡
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK
*kills cutely*
DNF butt sex is hot
One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.
I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?
I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.
John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information
*looks it up*
John: why is everything on here related to sex
The Three Laws of Grant Sex are a set of laws that define the limits and possibilities of Grant Sex. They are as follows:
Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.
Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.
Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Grant Police: STOP CITIZEN, you are in violation of Grant Sex law, the third. All citizens are required to know the Three Laws of Grant Sex.
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*