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Dog

Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(

me: OMG LOOK HOW HES SLEEPING
dog: bruh I didn’t even do anything

by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021


Dogs

A slang term for feet

“Your dogs were in my face all night

by Dedfxsh March 23, 2022


Dogs

nasty feet

why your dogs out for?

by hawiwiwna December 10, 2022


dog

a man (you have to say it in a deep voice)

hey that guy is such a dog

by him,her,unknown... February 04, 2020


dog

a turtle

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022


Dog

To cheat on or betray a loved one.

"My slut of a girlfriend is such a dog"

"Why?"
"She cheated on me"

by MilkyWayMilk545 December 01, 2019


Dog

act lazily; fail to try one's hardest

Eric had a reputation for dogging it a little

by Jiniffer April 09, 2022