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wanking it, jerking it, beating it.
my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef
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giving a girl a seriously hard and thorough fucking. The kind that leaves her exhausted and sore.
I am going to pound her cookies into the dirt
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When her ass is a ten out of ten but her tits are terrible
I'd rate her as a pound cake tuppence tits
When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.
Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."
When a girl is on her side with one foot in the air balancing a cup of milk while you are having side ways intercourse.And when you finish you finish in the cup and then she drinks it and gets a milk mustache
Damn that girl is a freak i heard Allen gave her the Michigan milk pound
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this means.....................£9.99
my grandma always says this
"oooh it was ten pounds all but a penny!" cheers grandma
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what you look like when you don't have a shirt on
HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!
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