the ballsiest weedwhacker ive ever met. fucking massive calves from years of regurgitation and ungilith frolicking.
the ballsiest weedwhacker ive ever met. fucking massive calves from years of regurgitation and ungilith frolicking.
A mega sexy man who will seduce any female in the vicinity with his sex god appearance, and will bring salvation to any booty that prays for him. if carter steals your girl or boy. take that as a sign of honor and respect. as he will cleanse that persons booty with his massive horse cock. man I love carter :)
Giuy 1: who has the biggest shlong?
Guy 2: bro its fucking obv *points to carter*
Carter: fucking right bbg
Carter is the most beautiful boy I have ever came across, he has these pretty brown eyes and the cutest smile EVER. He is sweet and funny. Best bf ever. He’s really good at baseball and must be at football. I hope I know him for the rest of my life.
“Why do you even like carter”
“Look at him how could you not?”
One of the gayest boys on the block he like a lot of girls but gets turned down 99% of the time. If he is in Junior High He more than likely likes the popular girl. He still gets turned down 99% of the time and will only sometimes get that one girl who is the least popular girl in the grade. He gets jealous of the other boys because they get the not ugly girls.
Wow look at that Carter with that super ugly girl it's depressing.
The ultimate GF simp. Will most definitely dip out on group events & social opportunities at the bar for a good 'ol fashioned booty call. A dork who flexes his "BDE". High five.
Where's Carter going?
His GF's house *tsk tsk*.