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a nicer, funnier way to say a piece of shit
that guy is a roody poo candy ass
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Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.
Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!
Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
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1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!
-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.
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Pooing with one of your good friends in the cubical next to you, being able to hear their poo hit the water and being ok with it.
Man me and Cai have a poo bond, you wouldn't understand.
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A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.
Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.
Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)
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term used to define the anal sex one would have with a guy with a pronounced bent cock
girl be careful with that one, he gotta a poo scraper
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A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.
"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."
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