Nov 7

If a child start with j you have to kiss them

Person: hey it’s nov 7! *goes in for kiss*
Person that starts with j: what the fuck *runs*

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January 7

National send your partner a video of you fingering yourself day. Send your significant other a video of you fingering yourself.

"Wow, January 7th. You know what that means."
*shoves all 10 fingers into vagina*

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January 7

The day where you get to hug you ginger friend.

Hey *generic ginger name* *hugs them*
Why did you do that?
It’s January 7th!
Oh yeah! *hugs back*

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Year 7

Cockiest kids out there

It’s their first year of high school and all they do is run about, and push into queues and if an older year touched them they snitch straight away

Year 7: oi fam pass the ball

Year 9/10/11: *doesn’t do anything

Year 7: oi ill cheff you up mate

Year9/10/11: fuck off. Hate y7s mate

Year 7: I’m telling Miss Banks

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High 7

You simply say the words "high 7" instead of actually giving someone a high five whenever you are very stoned or something just totally gnarly happens. Its like a high five but you dont actually do it, you only say it. And its high "7" because you get high 7 days of the week. You would say it right after you pick up a sack of some dank or when you just get done with a bowl of some super fire or something.

A: DUDE

T: whaaat man

A: I... am... soooo high

T: dude, high 7 man

A: fuckin high 7

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10-7

A cooler way to say that's what she said.

yay GT :)

"Where did he come from?" "10-7!"

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Windows 7

In retrospect, one of the greatest operating systems ever created. It was simple, it was modern, and it performed flawlessly (unlike Win 10 which is constantly riddled with bugs). It is ironic how Windows 10 adopted a more minimal user interface design, yet it is twice as more convoluted to use than Windows 7.

Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.

Man I miss Windows 7. Although I like the design and function of Windows 10 (and 11), I really do miss the old Aero UI with the glass-paneled taskbar and such. I also miss those Win 7 themes that had those UI sound effects that change with it.

And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.

(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)

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