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offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.

Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.

by Fancypanski February 20, 2014


dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020


wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.

Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

by BrambleFaggotFag June 2, 2018


Niko fermin Tan

Niko fermin tan is a guy from St. Louis school of don Bosco in Dumaguete city and have so many friends but didn't get recruited in basketball intrams and thats all thank you

omg is that Niko fermin tan wow oh my god its really him

by November 7, 2023


Joel Tan

nice person but depressed has nice friends but has lots of health issues like Nga Kay

did you take your stability pill Joel Tan

by 191837273 October 1, 2021


Joel Tan

He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato

Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?

by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019


turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 April 29, 2012