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Someone who would like to rail you that instant
Boy-Wanna fuck
Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap
If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”
Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.
Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?
Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"
Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"
Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.
“You need Ozempic, biggie.”
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