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Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.
Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.
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A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.
Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.
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The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.
Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"
Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".
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"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."
Satirical Planetary Rapper.
From love songs about Harvey Weinstein, to space raps about planets and lightbeams,
MC Penis is a self proclaimed Planetary Rapper.
Bruh MC Penis's new track Lightbeams is insane, I wish I could be that good!
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Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.
Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )
Its Spoopy season get your peni wenis out ya'll
A popular vine about ya boi skinny penis
"Ah haha it's ya boi uh...skinny penis."
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Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.
When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.
Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!
There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.
I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.
I feel sick now!
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