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The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.
“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”
When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
One, preferably alcohol infused, dill spear is inserted completely into the poop-chute, then ejected, in its entirety, onto a nearby table top.
"You know the party has gone wild when someone does an Alabama Pickle Back."
The powdery cloud (that often dusts you when they target is flying towards you) that results when a sporting clay is fucking blasted to shit by a solid shotgun hit.
This one flies close to you. Make some Alabama talcum powder!
When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.
Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.
Damn, you lucky.
When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.
Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!
Dustin: dude, sweet.
Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!
Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!
Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel
Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy