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An amazing guy with his own show on the travel channel. He travels the world eating one nasty thing after another. Does a wonderful job describing what things taste like, although we have to wonder if bugs can be, "delightfully crunchy and slightly citrus-y." ?
The host of an incredibly good show, go watch it.
Friends with Anthony Bourdain, another awesome guy.
Did you see the one where Andrew Zimmern ate a pretzel that was actually a worm and said it was good for people watching there carbs?!
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a) pleasant seaside town
b) ghetto of the elderly
c) scotlands answer to florida
d) something to do with golf aswell...
guy1: well thats me ready for retirement...
guy2: TO ST ANDREWS
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Doesn't have a dick but is a giant one. Aliens probe him once a month. When girls talk to him he makes an awquard moaning noise and walks away like a crab on steroids. Puts his socks on his ears because he thinks he will start a trend. Ducks feed him bread crumbs. Favorite food is purple.
Crap, I Andrew Shadduck-ed it up.
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Avoid a question. Divert a question. Not to answer a question
Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again
Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.
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The sexual act of ejaculating on a woman's face in such a way that it makes a handlebars mustache.
Dude, I was gettin' a bj from this chick and I gave her an Andrew Lea.
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When a person gets friendzoned multiple times.
Man 1: so I really think I could be with her, I mean we have been friends sense 3rd grade.
Man 2: Alright man, I hope it works out for you.
One week later:
Man 2: So how did it go with that girl?
Man 1: She friend zoned me, again.
Man 2: Damn, you love Pulling an Andrew don’t you.
Man 1 has pulled an Andrew.
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He’s like shot of expresso
I love him. He’s the best human being on this planet
“I love Andrew Garfield”
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