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An amazing guy with his own show on the travel channel. He travels the world eating one nasty thing after another. Does a wonderful job describing what things taste like, although we have to wonder if bugs can be, "delightfully crunchy and slightly citrus-y." ?
The host of an incredibly good show, go watch it.
Friends with Anthony Bourdain, another awesome guy.
Did you see the one where Andrew Zimmern ate a pretzel that was actually a worm and said it was good for people watching there carbs?!
a) pleasant seaside town
b) ghetto of the elderly
c) scotlands answer to florida
d) something to do with golf aswell...
guy1: well thats me ready for retirement...
guy2: TO ST ANDREWS
Doesn't have a dick but is a giant one. Aliens probe him once a month. When girls talk to him he makes an awquard moaning noise and walks away like a crab on steroids. Puts his socks on his ears because he thinks he will start a trend. Ducks feed him bread crumbs. Favorite food is purple.
Crap, I Andrew Shadduck-ed it up.
Avoid a question. Divert a question. Not to answer a question
Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again
Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.
The sexual act of ejaculating on a woman's face in such a way that it makes a handlebars mustache.
Dude, I was gettin' a bj from this chick and I gave her an Andrew Lea.
He’s like shot of expresso
I love him. He’s the best human being on this planet
“I love Andrew Garfield”
When a person gets friendzoned multiple times.
Man 1: so I really think I could be with her, I mean we have been friends sense 3rd grade.
Man 2: Alright man, I hope it works out for you.
One week later:
Man 2: So how did it go with that girl?
Man 1: She friend zoned me, again.
Man 2: Damn, you love Pulling an Andrew don’t you.
Man 1 has pulled an Andrew.