A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.
“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”
When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD
Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!
“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
A really cute asian girl. She is often seen blowing her mouth up like a pufferfish.
"Oh, look at that asian gyal over there!"
An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.
Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.
When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.
Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.