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A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.
person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole
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a sexual act, if the female gets pregnant as a result, the world population would be 100000000000000000000.
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someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.
the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole
originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"
I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.
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when someone has been fucked in the ass too many times and the skin of their asshole is loose and flabby; can also be used as insult
why the fuck did you do that you flabby asshole?
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A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.
A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!
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1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!
1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!
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To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.
Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.
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