Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

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Sark Attack

An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.

Guess what bro, you've just been Sark Attacked, bottoms up!!!

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Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

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Attack on Titan

Was great till 139. Big naked people wanna eat smaller, clothed people. Screw you, Eren.

Brian: Man, Attack on Titan is great!
Josh:Stay far away from the manga, Brian.

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attack on titan

Is a good show because someone dies

Attack on titan is a good show because someone dies!!

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shart attack

When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.

"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper

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Shaq Attack

A way to describe the form of basketball played by TV character Marge Simpson

"Watch out for the Shaq Attack

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