Yo Billy heard you got to 24rd base!
Yeah she deceared my eggs, all of them.
When you're being so based and or something is so based its inhuman
He showed his friend his rock collection and his friend responded "Based lizard"
A girl farting at a destroy lonely concert
Shaving your pubes while completely erect using ubers of Barbrasol leaving no stubble behind.
I was bicing the base when my mom walked in and yelled "DANIEL! PUT THE BARBRASOL BACK
"I like to bic the base before getting a bj from my fine ass honey"
I wanted to achieve full insertion so I decided to bic the base.
That one minecraft game that you force your friends to play because it is so good and is better than everything else in the world.
Raul: "Base wars when"
Shannon: "BASE WARS WHEN"
Shaving the pubic hair around the base of your penis. By showing more of the penis shaft, it can give the appearance that the shlong is bigger.
I always give my meat a base shave before any big date, it adds an extra inch.
Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)
Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.
Where you have sexual intercourse that is so good, you invae Russia
"man i got to 200th base and im the fucking Tsar now!"