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expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question
"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."
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easy K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe
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The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"
Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"
Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
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When russian hacks strike your servers and try to get money from you, you say: lynx go fuck yourself
Lynx: Give me 5000$ or i'll take your server down.
Dude: Lynx go fuck yourself.
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you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day”
-goes to mirror-
Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day
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literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
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A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time
Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours