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A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality
Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
A sailor beard is when a woman’s pubic hair resembles that of a big hairy beard on a sailor
guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.
I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard
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A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry
Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!
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The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.
"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."
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The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.
The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.
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