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A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.
EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.
As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.
Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?
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Basically the same thing as "Dont give a fuck" but with an add on:
"Don't give a fuck But I Really Do"
"That 909 bro thinks he is so chill, but when he got confronted by someone with a bigger truck he's straight up dgaf bird."
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Rubbing the knob of your cock on the clitoris in a back and fourth motion.
Sally grabbed my cock and just started knobbing the bird! She loved it!
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when a girl is on the bottom during sex and the friction of her head being rubbed back and forth on the pillow causes the hair on the back of her head to tangle forming a knot of hair that sticks out like bird feathers
i was fucking this girl hard from on top and she got some huge bird feathers
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Last resort on a night out. Usually the overwight girls that are last on the dance floor. Also found in kebab shops & taxi ranks.
Rhys pulled another chunk last night!
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Popularized in the late 1970's in Philadelphia, a flat bird is male genitalia that is very thin and gangly.
While crossing streams John John looked at Greg's member and stated " Wow Greg, you have a flat bird"
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